(compiled from actual internship experiences of GSPP students) 1. You may not get paid on-time, but at least you get carpal tunnel syndrome pretty quickly thanks to the ergonomic-nightmare that is your workstation. 2. You spend the first week trying to get hired by HR, only to find that... 3. It takes 2 weeks to get access to a computer. 4. When you do get a computer, you have to share a single network port with your cubicle-mate. 5. No one thought you would actually need office supplies. Or a chair. 6. On your first day, nobody thought to tell...